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magalomania: hennnypotter: nedhepburn: from Street Boners & TV Carnage. Genius. my favorite part: Every time she wakes up with a DM from you, she will think you are the best guy there is, and you will never leave her, and your wedding will be under a triangle nebula with cats and Nutella everywhere (or whatever other stupid shit she’s constantly posting on Tumblr). HAHA. XD
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jason-peter-todd: Wake up in the morning feeling like Bruce Wayne Grab my Jacket, I’m out the door - I’m gon’go insane Before I leave, Put on a mask then one more on it Cause when I leave for the night, bitches gon’ get hit I’m talking - crowbars to the face, face Grenades filled with…
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