Today I bought a set of Batman miniature figurines and when I got home and opened the box I was plunged into a world of confusion and chaos.
There is nothing strange about this particular figure, just Batman showing off his cape like some sort of majestic male model.
Again, nothing out of the ordinary here, aside from the fact that Scarecrow’s straight jacket is the exact same shade as banana pudding.
Why does Catwoman have a gun? I know she was shown with one in publicity stills and Batman discouraged her from using one in the film but it’s not like she was some sort of weapons enthusiast. It doesn’t really make sense but whatever, no big deal I guess.
THEN THINGS GOT WEIRD.
HOLD. UP. DOES BATMAN HAVE A GUN?! I thought that perhaps it was just another one of his nifty gadgets but look at the way he’s holding it. WHAT THE FUDGE. WHY IS EVERYONE PACKING HEAT.
WHAT IS BANE EVEN DOING. Is he dancing? Falling from a building Hans Gruber-style? WHAT IS GOING ON?!
I don’t have the answers to any of these questions so I decided to place Bane in front of a canvas photograph of NYC and call it a night.